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Shit - Shower - Shave

Hold on i have to SSS

Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.

I have to go SSS before we go clubbing.

Spooky Scary Sunday
The best YouTube series to ever exist, hosted by Cory Kenshin

Niko: Yo Tory u ready for the SSS to drop tonight?
Tory: Fuck yeah! Ima have to go buy some snacks first

Shoot, Shovel, Shut-up. A way of eliminating unwanted acquaintances.

I think a little SSS might solve this problem

Small sample size

Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"

Super Stealthy Stalker

Lucy is such a good SSS, she can find anything about anyone, anywhere!

A shit, shower and shave

When I get home from work I usally take a SSS