A fork of Rural Dictionary
A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS
When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"
Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"
A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"
The act of eating breakfast in the toilet
Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.
I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.