A fork of Rural Dictionary
the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.
"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?" "To don't. Take it easy sleezy." or "That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."
The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target
Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?" Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there" Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"
The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target
Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?" Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there" Calum: "cool,you get the taser, let us a dwarf chap and il rack some lines up"
today throw dylan at a wall with no legal reperrrcutions
its today , national throw midget day wait i am a midget bye bye