A fork of Rural Dictionary
another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself
I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.
A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose! What are you uh... gonna do with it... Stir a mixture!
A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.
Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose. Person 2: But you have so much to live for! Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes. Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing. Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there. Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.