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a penis

a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.

take a penis and watch it grow!

by loltech1337 December 18, 2018

PENIS PENIS PENIS

A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.

John: You suck Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS John: ...

by mjbrooks194 March 20, 2009

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a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

Person 1:penis penis penis Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game Person 1: PENIS!!!

by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 05, 2010

Penis Penis

An exclaimation of extreme annoyance. Must be said in a cheery tone, despite the feelings of malice which are often behind its use. Has its origins in gambling circles, often used to describe feelings of hate towards another player who has laid a better card/hand.

David: Two of spades, ha! Kenneth: Awww...... PENIS PENIS!

by beetlejuiceecis May 21, 2009

Penis

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis? chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs

by JumboJuice69420 August 01, 2019

Penis

Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.

P1: *dies to P2* Also P1: I fucked your mom last night. P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself. P1: Oh, I’m sorry man- P2: After seeing your tiny penis!

by Catchy10 January 16, 2022

Penis

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021