A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fastest way to lose friends.
Guy A: What do you think about politics. Guy B: ... Yeah, I'm outta here.
life in only two dimensions it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues... / both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
Promoting the lies of a particular group.
"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"
Poli: Many + Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures. ________________________________________ = Many bloodsucking creatures.
Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush. -The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...