A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you tell the wife when you are with your whore - playing golf - going for a long walk with the dogs - at a business meeting - going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress) - working late - meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses