A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are taking a shit and finish, immediately turn around with a hard on jerk off on your turd and flush it ...watch the cum form an air bubble as it flushes...it takes mental focus and skill to fun without wiping your ass...
Man ,I woke up hung over ,I had to Ala Mode myself sober to feel better
The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!