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Hell. ALCA is a place we’re they torture children. They only like if ur a certain kid. They are very unfair too. They are also part of the Illuminati
ALCA is the worst it’s hell there
Advanced Light Combat Aircraft - L159 ALCA manufactured by Aero Vodochody, Czech Republic. A light, subsonic jet aircraft used for training and ground attack/support purposes.
The Czech Air Force has been issued 72 new ALCAs recently. No idea what they're going to do with them...
1) A person of female persuasion who has imbibed copious amounts of alcohol and flaunts their sexuality liberally.
2) A female who is very easy to procreate with when she has imbibed copious amounts of alcohol.
1) That chick there, she's all over Bob - she's such an alca-ho.
2) Dude, go hit up Rachel for a fuck. Shes an alca-ho.
1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.
2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.
3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
James: "Was that weird or what last night when Steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood BBQ?"
James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."
alcoholic alcoholism
Antacid tablets dat they give you while you're staying at Da Crossbar Hotel.
Stanley Goodspeed might have needed an Alca-Seltzer for humiliated stress if John Mason hadn't actually kept his word and appeared at da opened armored-steel door wif his famous, "Welcome to The ROCK!" quote.
Alca gyal is de best gyal u could ever have. Their loyal,loving n pretty. They would always be their for u no matter what.
Alca gyal horn??? Neverrr!!!!