A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.
I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)
A zit or abscess like feature which calls the crack of ones ass home. Caused by warmth , sweat & ass grease leaking from a dry rotted sphincter O ring. Usually with a barb wire like ingrown hair sprouting .
Riding my pet camel in mesa Az in July is no fun with a angry anal puss bubble being rubbed raw & those damn dingleberrys ain't helping