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angelina jolie

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.

Angelina Jolie is so hot.

by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

angelina jolie

Angelina is An Angsty Angel. Womanish soft plus Manly rough Mysterious yet Visible Vicious yet Loving Cool yet Hot Tough yet Tender a Babe yet a Mother Bittersweet, Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.

angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel

by bettyimages August 06, 2006

angelina jolie

One of the hottest women in Hollywood for sure, though I must admit her lips a bit overated, and the whole "I'm straight but I'd do Angelina Jolie" thing is so cliche and lame. Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.

Angelina Jolie is a total bad ass.

by jolina April 13, 2005

angelina jolie

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman. Living proof that God wants men to be happy. A goddess on earth. Major boner-fuel.

Angelina Jolie is God's gift to men

by HelloSidney May 11, 2008

angelina jolie

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.

Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.

by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007

angelina jolie

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

by liz March 07, 2005

angelina jolie

sexiest woman alive.

by 666 September 14, 2003