A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.
I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!
For something to go wrong, to mess up. Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.
This dinner party has all gone apple crumble
When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.
Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)
1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.
Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today? Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world. The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair
Person 1: "What is that girl doing?" Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi