A fork of Rural Dictionary
Planned anal sex. Thanks to Jim Jefferies. Does not have to coincide with the actual date.
"It's my boyfriend's birthday next week" "Are you going April 18th?" "Yeah, it's part of my four-a-year"
The day we will die. The bible is good right? maybe not. LAMENTATIONS 4:18 our enemies hunted us so we could not even walk in the streets. our end came near. our time was up. our end came. THIS CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE BIBLE I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOOK IT UP IF YOU WANT also aliens and shit from that twitter voice mail
Nibba we gon die on april 18th
National send nudes to your lover day.
Send a nude to your lover on April 18th.
April 18th is smack ass day, where you can smack someone's ass.
"Bro what the fuck?" "It's April 18th, smack ass day" "oh"
International dominant Woman day; A day when dominant women are celebrated by submissive bitches
Bro tommorows April 18th, my girls gonna tie me up and peg me!!
National kiss your girlfriend day
On April 18th i'm going to kiss my girlfriend
THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY I SHALL CHERISH IT FORVER! WE SHALL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY THE BEST CELEBRATION EVERY YEAR. If you hate the day April 18 I will be bashing your skull in into freshly made cement and let your head dry with it. I am currently under your bed in the process of typing this. You won’t live another day. IF YOU WERE BORN ON APRIL 18TH YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU ARE SO VERY ATTRACTIVE. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.
You were born on April 18th? Please make out with me.