Country Dictionary

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Arnie Palmer

The act of accidentally ejaculating on your face while masturbating.

" I totally arnie palmered last night." - I was having a convo w my friend about how I did that and that's what I was drinking at the time. It fit. I hope It makes the cut!

by Jonny b December 28, 2013

Arnold "Arnie" Palmer

The act of tea bagging someone while simultaneously squeezing lemon juice on their face.

In order to spice things up in the bedroom he gave his girlfriend an Arnold "Arnie" Palmer.

by MoonDog2511 June 28, 2009

Arnie Palmer

Skateboard bail causing massive impact trauma to the palms of the hands

ever since that Arnie Palmer on the minipipe last year I wake up at night with my hands in the frozen food section

by Urby Ambcock January 20, 2007