A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics. This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean. It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose. Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me! Ben: Your face is nasty! David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine. Ben: Awww what?!
Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
annoying me
Joanne: Please, Please, Please, Please Danny:Stop it now you're flicking me in the arse hole