A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
George W. Bush is a real ass bastard.
A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.
I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard. So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.
Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat? Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.
a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves
pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker
1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure... 2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.
1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table! -What a Cat-Assed Bastard -Yes, let us throw rocks at him. 2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table! -What a Cat-Assed Bastard -Those aren't real.