A fork of Rural Dictionary
The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.
Example 1 Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans? Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans. Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash. Example2 Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row. Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans. Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.
usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.
That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.