A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your fucking a girl in her tight ass and right before your about to cum you take your dick out and put it across her ass so it looks like a hot doag then followed up by sperming on her back
i was doing Donna last night doggy style and when i had to cum i just made an ass dog and cumed on her back
A home security system in the hood.
G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!
The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!
Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!
A female who, when in the doggy style position during sex, has a unbelievably bad shit smell coming from her spread ass cheeks that wasn't noticable in the missionary position utilized prior that originates from the afore menioned female not wiping thoroughly when taking a shit earlier in the day.
On several ocassions when I was fucking the exe, I had to turn my head and hold my nose because that dirty ass dog didn't know how to wipe her ass.
literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"
Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
my friend's dog who is a total fat ass mother fucker
me: dude
friend: what?
me: ur dog is a stefans fat ass dog!
friend: i know