A fork of Rural Dictionary
An asshole that has been repeatedly used for ass egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped sex toy) insertion.
Gavin's egg ass caused him discomfort when he sat down.
a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
yo that fat kid is a head ass white egg
a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away in pe, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
that fatass kid with no friends who thinks he’s like conor mcgregor is such a head ass white egg
A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.
Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."
Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"
Second definition:
Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."
Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"
Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."
The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL