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ass goblin

First of all, have you ever seen your asshole? If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.

HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!

by Vbaby2421 April 21, 2006

ass goblin

One who gobbles ass, but really just a general, whimsical "put down." Also contemporarily mythologized as goblins who inhabit the asses of humans and presumably other creatures. (popular source generally attributed to "Beavis and Butthead" television show)

That dude's an "ass goblin"

by mike...MIKE March 17, 2004

ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.

My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.

by Melonie July 01, 2003

ass goblin

A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.

Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.

by Lewis316 March 23, 2004

ass goblin

A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.

I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin

by mijam January 16, 2004

ass goblin

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.

Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole. Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.

by shotybounce April 24, 2009

ass goblin

is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo

ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.

by don poz juan February 26, 2009