A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't
2.) A completely useless tool
1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
A form of cheating. To have sex with a married woman.
When I have sex with a married women I am ass jacking.
I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.
1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.
2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.
Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...
Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...