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ass juice

The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!

When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!

by T-Nuggets October 06, 2009

ass juice

Clear sweat found in the crack that smells like ass.

I was fingering an Indian man's asshole to loosen him up to insert the dildo & got ass juice on my finger.

by Mischief Maker November 15, 2004

ass juice

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank." "The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting." See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

by fuck YOU May 27, 2003

ass juice

A pinkish-brown colored drink

Anthony Bourdain sampled a glass of ass juice during his trip to Las Vegas on his Travel Network TV show "No Reservations."

by LHH January 09, 2006

ass juice

Also a drink

Ass juice no ice.

by Angeleka September 19, 2003

ass juice

The collection of juice your anus gives off if you drink a lot of water. Nastyness on stuff EVERYBODY sits on or touches

Dairy Queen with friends: Hey have you ordered yet? Naw, I got to wipe the ass juice off the seats..

by dookie twirl October 18, 2016

ass juice

the juice that excretes from a dogs ass while he is licking it that stains the carpet and has the aroma of rotten fish.

Gunner are you getting ass juice on the carpet again ?

by gunnerboy January 30, 2011