A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.
Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.
Adj. An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size. Implication: should not reproduce.
"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass." "Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?" "That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."