A fork of Rural Dictionary
The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.
"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."
A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.
I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat. Long ass rice? What's that? Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?