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asses and elbows

The only parts of your body that should be seen by your boss when he or she walks by to give the appearance that you are actually working. Scrub that floor. Asses and elbows baby.

Oh yeah, you'll see when you gotta get a job. Then it's asses and elbows baby, asses and elbows!

by Anti-Troll League May 29, 2011

asses and elbows

Describing something or someplace that's really crowded

Dude, it's asses and elbows in there! Ain't that a fire hazzard?

by Sir Adam the Great April 07, 2005

asses and elbows

In hasty retreat (i.e. the only part of you the enemy sees)

As soon as the Italians met the French army, they were completely asses and elbows, all morale broken.

by William Martin October 18, 2006

asses and elbows

To be caught by a supervisor goofing off. Not doing any work. Purposefully standing around not being productive.

Hey. What the hell is with all the asses and elbows (a&e)? Let's get to to work here.

by victorzulu November 27, 2010

Asses to elbows

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.

Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.

by Briennheiser September 14, 2009

ass or elbow

a game that can be played by looking at a close-up picture of an ass or an elbow, then guessing which one it is

hey marc, ass or elbow? ...ass? ...no elbow. ahh man damn it.

by eeen November 09, 2006