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when someone likes something on facebook that isn't a good thing but they like it just to be an asshole

mel's status was "snowed in for the next 2 days" i gave it an asshole like

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket. example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

Keep your thoughts to yourself. Fools are better seen than heard.

If wanted your opinion I would have asked for it! Dont you know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.

Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".

I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”