A fork of Rural Dictionary
Materials Required: 1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag 2. Duct Tape 3. Anal Orifice Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!" Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing." Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!" Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks? Mills: No, what did that freak do now? Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet. Mills: That is so fucking hot....