A fork of Rural Dictionary
august 5 is national boyfriends day and you should go appeciate him for everything
hey babe it’s august 5 love you so much thank you
Its August 5. Can you believe it's national barb day?
people born on this day are usually tories <3
Tina: Omg did you know Lizzie was born on august 5th ?
Sam: Yeh, I know she’s such a tory
names begin with J, absolute twats that tell ppl to kill themselves, hates ppl that have girlfriends bcs he cant get one, thinks theyre hard but got battered by alfie kellet, can only handle .25 in a joint, has only 2 friends that barely even like him
ginger boy: im hanging out with my gf today
august 5: no tell her to jump off a bridge
Whoever's born on August 5th is a bad ass bitch periodt. Ya'll other months could neverrr. 🥵🥵
"She was probably born on August 5th cause damn she's fine asf."
August 5th is the day the baddest b are born and if you are born on the 5th you hot
*twerking*
Stranger”she definitely born on august 5th”
Who ever is born on August 5, is a beautiful person with a wonderful personality.
Hey I’m born on august 5, I’m cool.