A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is the formal expression for "Pheww"
My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted
Someone who is allergic to religion
Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive
1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see. 2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body. 3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me. 2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help. 3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG -- You forgot to press X... -- (silence) -- So....Crisis averted?