Country Dictionary

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babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day. Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon) Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland! Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat! Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon! Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) April 06, 2016