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her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich
One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank
“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?” “Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”
A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.
You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.
Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski? Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick? No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend Larry: Holy crap seriously!!?? Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream Larry: bummer...