A fork of Rural Dictionary
Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.
Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?
Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina. Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick? No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs
ill have some bacon strips and eggs
In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo. #2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease. Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
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