Country Dictionary

the act of thrusting someones armpit as if they were playing the bag pipes.

I totally bagpiped that McBroad the other day.

The art of giving a blow job, rubbing his balls and humming.

When I gave my wife a little drop-in action, she started bag piping me

Where the man puts his penis in a girls armpit, whereupon she proceeds to lift her arm up and down, like she is playing the bagpipes. This act is known as Bag-piping.

"We had a nudy ceildhi last night and had a good ole time Bag-piping"

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe.

She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe! Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow.

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs. Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten

Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"