A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.
I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic But diamonds are a girl’s best friend And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes (Gentlemen prefer blonds)
A baguette is a long French bread. It can also mean a penis in other languages like German.
Man: I will bring a baguette tonight! Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?
The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)
Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism! The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!
A term used for French people. It's not used to describe any french-speaking person, only those that originate in France.
Person 1: Yo! Look at this guy, I wonder where he's from! Person 2: Looks like a baguetter to me.