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bakers dozen

Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.

My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!

by John2493 February 10, 2010

bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

by Priceless12 March 04, 2009

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 05, 2008

bakers dozen

1) A thirteen inch clit. 2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis. 3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.

Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen. Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.

by Ttocs Senga March 28, 2008

baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like? A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some! Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen. Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016