A fork of Rural Dictionary
When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.
Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.
After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering
Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.
The cheese that develops on the tea bags on a hot day, while playing sports, or while having sexual intercourse.
I tea-bagged timmy the other day while he was passed out drunk & left a moist sheet of ball butter on his forehead.
this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!
i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:
i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin
Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.
The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.
"Darwin's really got his balls in the butter, he's got himself invited to a threesome."