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The act of cupping ones balls and licking them until they explode
Dan and Kevin are Ball Lickers
1.(masculine)One who breaks a girl's heart through cowardice and lack of testicles. 2.One who benefits from their own lack of testicles.
That fricking ball licker broke my heart! He's such a ball licker!!
One who licks spherical objects, one whom is a fan of spheres.
Your mother is such a ball licker when she goes in to buy ice-cream.
Coined by Youtube's DelanoTV or Flat Earth Focker, a term used to describe a person who believes in a globe earth, especially those who belittle flat earthers and those who haven't yet realized they only believe in a globe earth because they were taught it in at most second grade, lacking mature reasoning skills, only to flaunt their belief in a globe earth as indisputable fact. In summary, a non-critically thinking sheep of the state who believes in the globe vainly.
That guy has zero proofs of the globe, and he's coming at me talking about how stupid I am? Such a ball licker.
a person that likes to lick guys balls.
Shut up and lick my balls
1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun. 2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people. 3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible. 4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.
ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired. Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls. ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.
person whom enjoys engaging in activities regarding testicles. whilst rotating their tongue viggarously.
oooo it feels so good when you lick my balls like that!