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ballbonic plague

a rash on the buttocks of a woman from sitting on an exercise/stability ball instead of an office chair; possibly from a allergic reaction to the special burst-proof plastic material that the ball is made of.

"I think I have to bag my stability ball & go back to using a chair at the office. I got the ballbonic plague.

by Patri February 08, 2008

ballbonic plague

A rash on the taint/ABC region of a woman from having a mans dirty balls slapping against it during missionary intercourse.

Susan-"Ahh, my taint itches. Do you have any ointment?

Amy-"Sorry, No. What happened?"

Susan-"I think I got the ballbonic plague from this long haul trucker I was fucking yesterday. I knew his balls smelled funny."

Amy-(Vomits)

by thementant April 14, 2012