A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe
"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."
A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.
Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.
Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?" Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"
Person 1: "We're gonna have a barney gumble" Person 2:" what's that?" Person 1: "did you not cop its a play on words for rumble"