A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man with a cock the size of a baseball bat.
Watch out! John Holmes is bat man. If you're not careful, he might accidentally shishkabob you! Unless you WANT his poopy pecker head cumming UP your throat!
Shannen is Bat-man. A realistic character who has an obscene amount of money to become a badass super hero. Also a word used to define someone awesome. :)
1. Shannen is Bat-man. 2. I'm Bat-man. 3. Bitch I be finer den Bat-man.
A hot sexy guy with nice arms great smile. He's always up for an adventure loving and kind but dreams out some times then you get the confident bad boy that makes you sick but also very attractive. You don't know what's going on in his life very private but you have to trust him anyway.
He's Bat man
Aggressive Sexual intercourse with a serious voice tone and straight facing your partner.
Bat man fucking ( I will bat man f*ck you ,I will learn your every move, I will study you until I have you down on your knees, then I'll seduce you and break every bone in your body)
Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man' 'He probably thought the door was locked.' 'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?' 'Let's never talk about this.'