A fork of Rural Dictionary
European brown bears harnessed and often bred for cavalry purposes. The Cossack riders of such bears are generally armed with long sabers and fully automatic assault rifles.
Bear cavalry: you're pretty much fucked.
Bear cavalry... ya you're pretty much fucked. That is the key phrase in a infamous demotivational poster and its all true.
Dave: hey whats that in the distance? Tessa: Holy fucking fuck it's fucking bear cavalry we're fucking fucked Dave: mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh arg ahhhhh (sound of Dave being totally fucked by the bear cavalry)