A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.) A person who is a real piece of shit. 2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype. 3.) A douche. 4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure. 5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible. 6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.