A fork of Rural Dictionary
when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.
me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫
Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”