A fork of Rural Dictionary
don't you get lost
I am so sorry I can't be with you right now. From your hate I can tell how much you must be hurting. We are taught early on how to handle pain and stick to these patterns if they are effective. We don't find out until much later that sometimes these patterns satisfy and calm the pain often disguised as hateful outbursts but they don't solve the problem in the long run. We all deal with pain, fear, loss in different ways. We all have our own techniques coping. Its just when things get out of hand, maybe the time would be right to reach out, open up to whoever is suitable. Because you are loved and you are missed and you don't have any idea because you're stupid. 🖤 (banal but true)
Something that you cannot do
Me: But dad fighting is fun Dad: no it isn't Me: But i want to, so can I please do it Dad: No son Me: Why not Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD Me: I hate you Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer. That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions. See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out? Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night. Son: Why do you drink so much, dad? Dad: Because you touch yourself at night! Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room? Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
a funny phrase to say after any question
Friend: Why do i suck? Me: Because you touch yourself at night