A fork of Rural Dictionary
Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.
An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!
Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!
A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.
Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?" John: "No thanks." Frank: "Pussy."
The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat
Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick
The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
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