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beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning? Jer: Was she hot? Joe: No, she was butt ugly. Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning? Jer: Was she hot? Joe: No, she was butt ugly. Jer: She was a beer fuck.

beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.

I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.

fuck beers

Beers men bring over a girl's apartment as a peace offering when their sole intention of coming over is to have sex. If you look in a girl's fridge and there are random singles of different beers, chances are she has had numerous men visit her humble abode.

"I arrived at a chick's house carrying a six-pack of fuck beers; I could tell she hadn't been fucked since last summer...when I opened her fridge there were two Sam Summer's and a BL Lime on the side door."

Cunty Beer Fuck

An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.

A bud light? Ew! You know I’m a cunty beer fuck!