A fork of Rural Dictionary
ben franklin was the renowned american inventor patriot printer etc...and also a lover of the ladies. any lady. hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.
p1-"ooh i'd hit that, ben franklin" p2-"not me her knees are too sharp" p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"
One of the most famous of the founding fathers. He started out as a runwaway and ended up one of the most loved people in his time. he preached early to bed early to rise but was a party animal in his time. he convinced france to send troops to america to win the revolution. he invented many things such as the franklin stove and bifocals. He also proved the lightning was electricity.
Ben Franklin is on the only man on us money that wasnt a president.
Instead of calling a lady a cunt, you can also refer to her as a C-note, which is what a hundred dollar bill is called, who is on the bill? Ben Franklin...so calling someone Ben, Mr. Franklin, Señor Franklin, etc is calling them a cunt. Unless their name is Ben...then they are screwed.
DUF(fem) - (SCREAMING) Womans basketball is just as much fun to watch as mens!!! Dude - Hey, Ben Franklin...So what you are saying is that what womans basketball lacks in excitement and dunkability, it makes up for in spirit, layups and three point shots??
When a girl is performing dome love on a gentleman, he then pulls out a taser and zaps her at a most critical moment.
Oh baby that feels so good, just let me make it more exciting...ZAP!!! Ben Franklin, bitch!
the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).
I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.
THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
The pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Who is Ben Franklin again? Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla. Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart? Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.