A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.
Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
The act of loving the Bible so much, you may as well be humping it
Jerry Falwell is a bible-humper
When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.
Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m