A fork of Rural Dictionary
An often used synonym for a man's penis.
Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."
A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.
- The most manly name men can get. - Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy
Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.
A child with huge overgrown nuts.
Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.
Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.
Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!
Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.
rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.
When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? " RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!" YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"