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big bertha

giant ram truck made in the 70's. illest mode of transportation, from point A, to point B.

bitty #1: "yo we rollin in big bertha tonight!" bitty #2: "hell yess suckah!" bitty #3: "rosa parks big bertha bizznach!"

by yeeeahbuddeh October 25, 2011

big bertha

a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...

person 1: who is that? person2: That's big bertha... person3: NICEEEE!!!

by blthrskt November 04, 2008

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre April 29, 2006

big bertha

1. A grossly obese German woman. 2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts. 3. A rather humongous penis.

1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food. 1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies? 1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well! ------------------------- 2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe! ------------------------- 3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.

by Mark H August 31, 2004

big bertha

A BIG Black guy who is always lazying around. Usually a nickname. Yup

I dont fucking know!!

by Usuka m'ballz January 11, 2005

Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson. May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.

For example, in mathematics: *Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question* Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.

by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009

Big Bertha

A massive doobie.

look at that massive doobie, its a big bertha

by smokeweedallday92 September 28, 2009